Warren: Of course, she won't understand, Sparky. I'm beyond her understanding. She's a girl. Sugar and spice and everything...else that's useless unless you're baking. I'm more than that. More than flesh...
Glory: ...More than blood, I'm--You know I honestly don't think there's a word fabulous enough for me. Oh, my name will be on everyone's lips, assuming their lips haven't been torn off. But not just yet. That's all right, though...
Adam: ...I can be patient. Everything is well within parameters. She's exactly where I want her to be. And so are you, Number 17. You're right where you belong...
Mayor Wilkins: ...So, what'd you think, you'd get your soul back and everything would be Jim Dandy? A soul is slippier than a greased weasel. Why do you think I sold mine? Well, you probably thought that you'd be your own man. And I respect that. But you...
Drusilla: ...never will. You'll always be mine. You'll always be in the dark with me, singing our little songs. You like our little songs, don't you? You've always like them, right from the beginning. And that's where we're going...
The Master: ...Right back to the beginning. Not the bang...not the word...the true beginning. The next few months are going to be quite a ride, and I think we're all going to learn something about ourselves in the process. You'll learn you're a pathetic schmuck, if it hasn't sunk in already. Look at you. Tried to do what's right. Just like her. You still don't get it. It's not about right. Not about wrong...
Buffy: ...It's about power.
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Let's make Lauren Lopez the most reblogged gif on...
mumblingsage: In completely unrelated news, you do not fathom how much I love the taste of roses. In Turkish delight. In tea. IN EVERYTHING. I went to a restaurant in December with a rotating desert menu. They had rose-petal cheesecake.
I found a really really great sexuality test. Post... →
twistedcaliber: kermit-frog: jonnyfire: shingsterable: wigmund: dragonsroar: scrittah: swaetshrit: You scored 67 Heterosexuality, 30 Homosexuality, and 35 Asexuality! more straight than i thought… does it mean anything that i was thinking about a fictional and also non-human character for half of those questions?? You scored 42 Heterosexuality, 47 Homosexuality, and 16...
Gay Guys: All the hot guys are straight
Straight Guys: All the hot girls are lesbian
Lesbians: All the hot girls are straight
Straight Girls: All the hot guys are gay.
Bisexual Guys: All the guys are taken, All the girls are whores.
Bisexual Girls: All the guys are whores, All the girls are taken
Pansexuals: All you mothafuckas look alike.
Asexuals: The Internet is really really great.