thundergoddess: princeofkokoros: fandom: roxys a slut roxy: feeds the local people pumpkins in a post-condescension future wherein only one other human exists to her knowledge, and he is interested in jake moreso than her, and she tries to hook her best friend from 400 years ago up just to see her happy and checks up on her even as everything is burning down
friend: OMG I can't believe he rejected me! why am I such a hopeless romantic?!
me: one time a snack machine rejected my dollar and I was really hungry
perlahaha: hey baby, if it’s not too much treble, i’d really like to ‘B’ with you … naturally.
Funny things Jake English says: →
tabletgiraffe: sorry i really just had to do this because wow these phrases cockeyed and catawampus Cheese and fucking crackers spanking ripsnorter devilfucking dickens frigs flipping sake malarkey dag nab it cockamamie goofoff boondoggle dadblasted rootin tootin Pshaw! whistling sweet dixie out of my bum hole snappy shitknickers! doodad spurious hijinks abreast of the raddest...
different kinds of homestuck fans
panel of dirk and jake strifeing
analysts: if you look at the symbol on his sword and in the background then this is clearly a sign of blah blah as stated back in act 5.5 page 23829 subclause 432984q9023458 in which Karkat clearly stated and I quote
emotionalists: posts photoset with jake and brobot strifing or makes a post about how this was to make up for lack of a dave to strife with
cosplayers: brb making dirk glasses and a friend to cosplay jake HURRY UP ITS BEEN 30 SECONDS SINCE THE UPDATE
fanartists: redraws panel in awesome style
shippers: the swords were really their wieners
Understanding your Sherlockian, a Brief guide:
Sherlockian: Oh my godtiss! THIS GIVES ME REICHENBACH FEELS.
Standard English: I find this very upsetting yet deeply moving.
Sherlockian: Not my Division.
Standard English: I am not responsible for that/I don't want to do that.
Sherlockian: I would have you on this table until you begged for mercy twice.
Standard English: I find you sexually attractive.
Sherlockian: I NEED WHOLOCK NOW.
Standard English: I think it would be great if there was a crossover between Doctor Who and Sherlock.
Sherlockian: *crying* All praise the Cumberlord!
Standard English: I find Benedict Cumberbatch to be a unique, attractive, and talented individual.
Sherlockian: Aww look, Martin Freeman!
Standard English: What an adorable hedgehog!
So, some of you hopefully saw the preliminary pics of my genderswap Roxy Lalonde cosplay. Hooray! However, insightful followers, it’s likely caught your attention that I do not, in fact, have a neat crop of blonde-white hair. And, being as I’m going ginger this week for the Avengers premiere, it’s unlikely that I will in the future. Also my hair sucks for styling. So,...