July 2012
June 2012
artisticbiologist:
martelovesyou:
terezi-owns:
rainbowdrinkerkind:
terezi-owns:
cunningartificer:
inadequatethinkpan:
terezi-owns:
why do guys call their dick a member
like what is it a member of
the midnight crew
well it does rise with the moon…
I MGO NAN FUC KING PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE SHUT UP
Early to bed and you’ll miss all the fun.
good bye world
Bring your wife...
godtierar:
h0odrich:
i bet tap dancers are actually spies sending out morse code messages to people in the audience with secret cult meeting locations and shit trust nobody
didn’t lemony snicket write about something like this.
mistercoventry:
A Moment For Dirk Strider
pyrozurket:
Let’s take a moment to appreciate everything about Dirk that the fandom generally forgets, namely everything besides the fact that he wants to bone Jake.
First off you know this kid has to have an I.Q. of who knows how fucking much, we’re talking about a teenager who’s lived his life entirely alone with no physical human interaction, at oldest he was probably a toddler when he...
ad0lf-hipster:
omg i could just hear loads of music and like loads of horns and weird motorbike type noises outside my house so i looked out the window and theRE WAS 3 MEN DRESSED LIKE OLD WOMEN ON SEGWAYS THEY’D MADE TO LOOK LIKE GRANNY TROLLIES JUST CHILLIN ON THE PATH
so i was like wtf and shouted like what the fuck are you doing out my window to them and one of the guys just looked at me...
UPD8 Headcanons
prospit-princess:
The reason Dirk Strider is sounding a bit awkward and shy is because this is literally the most people he has ever been around. Physical non robot people. He of course is a pretty calm individual but the second reason besides caring about his friends, that he wants to abscond so quickly is he isn’t great in social situations, hes feeling shy and awkward around all these people,...
gifblogforsim:
ladyatheist:
thisgingersnapsback:
abaldwin360:
rebloggable by request.
FUCK YES.
ATTENTION ALL LOVELY DIRKROXY SHIPPERS. ME AND...
ATTENTION ALL LOVELY DIRKROXY SHIPPERS. ME AND...
“ew girls”
– Brave review from acclaimed movie critics (via orbitars) 